One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”
Sometimes I’m Finn, other times I’m Jake.
The best fandom cross-over in the history of ever.
”You think we can catch him?”
”Dean, we’ll DIE.”
”He’s gotta be like 130 pounds at most, man, come on. Don’t be girl.”
”He’s falling from like a billion stories up!”
”Cas fell down from that high one time, remember? He was fine.”
”HE CAVED IN THE ROOF OF A CAR DEAN.”
”Do you think they’ll try to catch you?”
Re-blogging cause this is the best.
Im only part of the sherlock fandom but this is wonderful
for the love of god please catch him
if any of you were planning on proposing to me i wouldnt say no to one of these just sayin
but guys. it really exists.
OH MY GOD… WHAT HAS MY POST NOW BECOME? I AM CRYING SO HARD.
Omg what the actual fuck.
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.
On the bright side the food didn’t get ruined.